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Check out http://www.phonetrace.org/  it’s amazing.

A friend of mine and I ran around a lake yesterday and smacked girls asses as we passed them by.  Responses varied from getting a return slap, yelled at, a good laugh.  Good times.

 

Submitted by Zonker… 

10 reasons to love your curves:

1. You can wear blue jeans the way God intended: Filled out.

2. You never need to show your thong to get people to notice your precious ass-ets!

3. The truth: Men love women who eat fried food.

4. Love handles are for your enjoyment. You know why you have them, and you love it when they get used. Otherwise, why have them at all?

5. Love handles are also for his protection. Your hips are so powerful, he might fall off and get hurt without something to hold onto.

6. Your underwear does not come with its own bodyparts. You dont need a Wonder-bra because youve got a wonder-bod! Some women spend hundreds of dollars on panties with silicone butt cheeks, girdles with thigh padding, bras filled with water and other strange things. They should simply read number 3.

7. You boldly defy the laws of physics. Only curvy girls can move from left to right and up and down at the same time when they walk.

8. Curves bring balance to the universe. Big boobs balance out a big heart, big hips balance out big desires, and big booty balances out, well, everything else.

9. Your curves got you noticed first on the playground and dance floor, and they will keep getting you noticed long after your skinny sisters stop being noticed at all.

10. No one will ever call you “bony”, a term which should only be used exclusively to describe bad fried chicken.

 

Hey guys, remember the best Fat Story ever contest is ending soon! Make sure you go to our discussion forum to enter! The winner wins $50 and rules as the best Fat Story teller ever. Incidentally, I found a hilarious site…Fat Chicks in Party Hats.com I couldn’t stop laughing for hours! You’d have to be pretty demented to manage this site…

To celebrate the 4th of July (so what if we’re 2 days late, I’m proud to present a mashup of various videos.  Enjoy…

You may have seen this fat kid before (Andy Milonakis) and he has classic videos.  No one suspects a little fat kid to say shocking things.  Here are a couple:

• Here’s a video of Andy rapping…WTF?
• You like Mike Jones? So does Andy.
  
• Now a guy who really really really hates Andy.

The thing about fat kids though is that they’re funny…so how would a video about fat kids NOT be funny?  But, I digress…

Then there’s skinny people who just do weird things online.

And then there are some things that well…should just not be shown…something quite shocking indeed.

This isn’t a video, but it is a pic of a really really “healthy” guy…I can’t believe he’s walking!